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Joke time! 09 Jan 2018 01:53 #81310

If so I am in just as long as she don't get any of my boats lol
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Joke time! 08 Jan 2018 19:56 #81301

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VinTin wrote:

Boatboy wrote: I don't have a financial planner.


I gave mine $25,000. and he ran off with my wife.

Best deal I've ever had!


Is he taking on new clients?
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Joke time! 08 Jan 2018 03:16 #81294

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Boatboy wrote: I don't have a financial planner.


I gave mine $25,000. and he ran off with my wife.

Best deal I've ever had!

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Joke time! 08 Jan 2018 03:05 #81292

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I don't have a financial planner.

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Joke time! 08 Jan 2018 01:13 #81288

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Bikecop1 wrote: Met with my financial planner yesterday. Found out if I retire tomorrow I can live very comfortably for about 30 minutes.


Mine no longer returns my calls.

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Joke time! 08 Jan 2018 00:54 #81287

Met with my financial planner yesterday. Found out if I retire tomorrow I can live very comfortably for about 30 minutes.
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Joke time! 07 Jan 2018 18:02 #81277

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Joke time! 06 Jan 2018 03:35 #81232

Now that is a fantastic "millenial" perspective Rob! You DO deserve a trophy for participation!
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Joke time! 05 Jan 2018 22:48 #81212

I expect my participation trophy any day now. My self esteem needs bolstering. B)

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Joke time! 05 Jan 2018 20:44 #81209

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